Real Estate terms – humor!

Here are some terms you may have seen in Real Estate Ads. Below are 

the terms and what they really mean!<p>

* CONTEMPORARY FEELING - Has no woodwork, needs cleaning. 

* WIDE OPEN FLOOR PLAN - Previous owner removed supporting walls. 

* SECURITY SYSTEM - Neighbor has a dog. 

* NEEDS TLC - Major structural damage. <br>

* UPDATED KITCHEN - Sink no longer overflows. 

* CONVENIENT - Located next to a convenience store. 

* MINT - Someone has spilled mouthwash on the carpet. 

* NEUTRAL DECOR - No murals, but has brown walls. 

* COZY - No room larger than 9 x 6. <br>

* LIGHT OPEN SPACES - Many holes in walls and ceiling. 

* OUTSTANDING - Painted purple, sticks out like a sore thumb. 

* COMPACT - Tiny. 

* FOR THE GARDENING ENTHUSIAST - Grounds like a jungle. 

* MUCH SOUGHT AFTER - It's been on the market at least 

twice before and still no one wants it. 

* RARE OPPORTUNITY TO BUY - No one else wants it. 

* SELECT NEIGHBORHOOD - Beside sewage treatment plant. 

* UNUSUAL FEATURES - No windows. 

* USEFUL OUTBUILDINGS - No inside toilet.